Despite several rumors starting to circulate around the internet.
And this station receiving emails and messages from listeners.
I do believe the original person posting the article did so as satire.
As we all know, the internet can take satire and as its passed and shared from person to person it loses its satire.
So this station can 100% confirm, for those that cannot see the satire in the post, that the Slayer Camp is far too busy with Heavy Metal Things and are too professional to attempt a stunt such as this..